Yes, I'm flossing daily.
I don't know what the heck is my dentist is talking about. 🙄
I'm not really a skank but I really do love to play as one on the inte...
OK, so maybe I'm just a bit of a skank every now and then. 😜 Like right now. 😘
Sure I sometimes let men use me,
but it's I that use them as well. As a dinner date, a shoulder to lean on, even as a memor...
Oh great, it's going to be one of those days when everything goes wron...
I just hate it when I get a run in my pantyhose like this. 😒
I had my kegs in the air without a care
and then I saw the FedEx guy looking at me in the window. 🙄 We're very good friends now....
Have you ever wondered how your life would have been different
if you didn't look so very cute in your sister's things? No more shaving all over, hairdo'...
Hormones, even though they put some things asleep.
They double the pleasure in return for me anyway. 😊
What happens after wearing 5 & 6 inch heels.
When starting at 12 years old and you're a boy. 😏 So be careful out there gurls.
I can't decide what's my favorite kitchen appliance.
It's between this and the coffee maker. 🙄
Halloween is over so back to dressing normally. 😏
Well it's pretty normal for me. 😘
So you wanted to see grace and elegance, huh?
Me neither, so here's what I'll wear on Halloween then. 🙄
Hey, we gurls all had to start somewhere.
Sis gave me some of her old things to start me on my way.
I'm dressing up as a cigarette commercial for Halloween. 😏
Oh god I can still taste it, yuck. 😒
I do hope you realize that it is gurls like me are keeping the concept...
You're welcome. Donations of all denominations cheerfully accepted. 😘
Just having one of my lazy days.
I hope I'm not too lazy to change the batteries. 😏
So here I was just getting zipped into my house cleaning outfit right...
We were both so flustered that I almost signed with my boy name and he forgot his pen. 😊
Can you just imagine waking up and seeing this?
Every single morning for the rest of your life? Too scary. 😜
Looking for where I lost my virginity.
I think it must have rolled under the sofa. 😏
Well maybe I've fibbed just a little. 😏
But I am mostly a good gurl most of the time anyway. 🙄
Hey, I just hope that you know I love to kid around.
Actually I'm really a good girl in real life even if I wasn't born as one. 😘
Hey, don't you dare to try to judge me!
I pull my nylons on one leg at a time just like everyone else (sort of). 🙄
Come on, wouldn't you love to wake up next to me?
Many have and didn't mind too much. 😏
Gone Fishing. 😏
Just look at these two beauties that I caught in my fishnet top. 😜
I'll always remember my first 'Come Fuck Me' high heeled pumps.
And do you know what? They've been working quite well for me. 😏😜